I am going to take a rest. Aaaaahhh. It's morning time. It's always vacation for us turkeys.
"Pssst. Bridger! It's Thanksgiving."
"Really?"
"Yes really."
"So what's Farmer Nut going to do?"
"Chop our heads off with an axe."
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Call the Turkey Army! Call the Turkey Cops!"
"There's no such thing as the Turkey Cops or the Turkey Army."
"Oh yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Then let's climb the gate!"
"But we don't have hands."
"Oh. Well what are we going to do?"
"Umm...get Farmer Nut?"
"But he's the one who's going to chop our heads off."
"OK. Then what do we do??"
"Ummm... I don't know. Maybe we can get our turkey friends to attack Farmer Nut and all of us will throw chicken eggs at him and humongous nuts."
"Deal. OK. I will build a fort."
"I will get the other turkeys and the humongous nuts and eggs."
"OK. Guys! Get in position! Farmer Nut is coming!"
ERRRRRAAAAA! Charge! Whacha! BAM! BOOM! POW!
"Hey! Where's Farmer Nut?"
"I don't know. It's too smokey. Just keep firing!"
AAAAAAAAAA!
The war lasted for two years and eight months. Several soldiers died. "We don't have many left, but we won't surrender."
"Guys! Come here! Grenades! I found some grenades! Quick! Pull the pin and throw them! Try it!"
"OK."
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BAM!
"O.M.G. Now attack with them."
"Yes sir! I will guard base and make new weapons."
"Alright. Sweet. We got a good war. Oh yeah."
"I will make dynamite. I have the recipe. Let's see here...gun powder, vinegar, plastic oven mitts, and a pin. Now let's set the pin on fire and throw it."
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BAM!!
"Wow! That works better than grenades! Hey look! We won! Farmer Nut surrendered and the turkeys ROOOOOOOOL! And I have to say one more thing before I do the rest:
Zoo-Wee-Momma!
Farmer Nut said he won't chop our heads off or eat us either. And now I will raise the flag in victory."
The End
Bridger;
ReplyDeleteI reallt enjoyed your story. I think your turkeys and the two President Obama pardoned are the only turkey survivors of Thanksgiving.
Great job,
Poppy